Raul
Debuted 12.21.02
Appears on "All That Lies Between" (2004)
If I had a monkey my life would be set.
I'd dress him up Labowski style, he'd go wherever I went.
Wouldn't know what to name but it'd have to be cool.
Maybe Miles, no I've got it: I'll name him Raul.
If I had a monkey my life would be set.
I'd dress him up Labowski style, he'd go wherever I went.
Wouldn't raise no whimpy chimp, so I'll tell you what I'd do,
Train him every day to be a master of Kung Fu.
Sitting on the couch on a Sunday,
We decided to down a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Sent Raul to the liquor store, clerk said "Can I see some ID".
Raul kicked his ask and took the bottle of Wild Turkey.
It all happened after a show last January
That made it all worth naming Raul head of security
They only laughed saying, "what's a monkey gonna do?"
Raul just grinned from ear to ear and threw down some kung-fu
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